Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Pet Peeves of the Grammatical Variety

I am not exactly a scholar of the English language, nor do I consider myself an authority on grammar, punctuation, sentence structure, and the like. Nonetheless, I do occasionally find myself offended by spelling and punctuation errors that are simply stupid, especially when they are made by native English speakers/writers.

Lately I have been assaulted by a merciless onslaught of such errors. Some of the best (read: worst) ones:

-"aloud" instead of "allowed."

-"grown with anticipation." (I'm breaking out in hives over this one.)

-"free reign" instead of "free rein." (Then again, maybe that's the same thing? Kinda?)

-"plat towed." I did NOT make that one up. What's that you say? What does it mean? Oh. Well, as it appeared in the sentence, I believe the writer meant "plateaued." Yeah.

-"Definantly." Definitely not.

-"Perculation."

-"... my sister, whom reads ..." (Note to the writer: usage of the word "whom" does not impress anyone with your intelligence unless you use it correctly. )

-Misplaced apostrophes: "brother's" when the author clearly meant "brothers (plural)," "parent's" instead of "parents'," and of course the ubiquitous "it's" used possessively.

I have to stop now. I'm about to start bleeding from the eyes. I could go on, but I wont'. (See? Misplaced apostrophes are irritating!)

1 comment:

Kelly Sauer said...

OMG - retching now...

On that note, I read a fictional book recently that employed misused clichés to make the dialog flow:

"Tell you the truth, I..."

She didn't succeed. The dialog stank. What *is* it with writers?

I DID recently read a book that was beautifully written - The Maytrees by Annie Dillard. Not quite the ending you'd expect, but lovely, lovely, lovely.